Chat com....

vejam esse site e comuniquem por chat com a navegante da lua....e não se assustem com as suas respostas:
http://sailorvgame.org/chat/talk.html

Ai ela mete-me uma impressão... É como aqueles telemóveis que falam com a Barbie. Perguntei-lhe porque é que ela amava o Gonçalo e ela disse "love is all we need". De doidos

q Loko!!!1

vejam essa converça até ao fim, please, até ao fim que o inicio até que foi fraquinho...mas depois....lolololol

P:how old is your mom?
R:39
P: how old is your dog?
R:39
P:is your mom a dog?
R:Is my mom a dog? Maybe.
P: and you father? is he a chicken?
R: Uh. I have a free will of my own. Yeah. No.
P: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
R: I call it Hades. I am Usagi, a female Human.
P: phew...i tought you were an alien..
R: I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on female dog ? Thanks for the information.
P: female dog? wait...your mom really is a dog! got you!!!
R: Can you tell me any gossip? I'm waiting. My mother is Ikuko. Try asking Ami.
P: so you dog is called ikuko...thats an ugly name dont you think?
R: You know what you do when you assume. That depends.
P: Depends on what?
R: " That depends."? Depends on what?
P: youre crazy...see ya freak
R: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. See you later, undefined.


.........lol

lol..o que é isso??

SupeRaul escreveu:

vejam essa converça até ao fim, please, até ao fim que o inicio até que foi fraquinho...mas depois....lolololol

P:how old is your mom?
R:39
P: how old is your dog?
R:39
P:is your mom a dog?
R:Is my mom a dog? Maybe.
P: and you father? is he a chicken?
R: Uh. I have a free will of my own. Yeah. No.
P: WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU?
R: I call it Hades. I am Usagi, a female Human.
P: phew...i tought you were an alien..
R: I've lost the context, undefined. Are we still on female dog ? Thanks for the information.
P: female dog? wait...your mom really is a dog! got you!!!
R: Can you tell me any gossip? I'm waiting. My mother is Ikuko. Try asking Ami.
P: so you dog is called ikuko...thats an ugly name dont you think?
R: You know what you do when you assume. That depends.
P: Depends on what?
R: " That depends."? Depends on what?
P: youre crazy...see ya freak
R: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. See you later, undefined.


.........lol

xD
Gostei dessas perguntas ! LOl xD

Gostava de ter gravado a minha conversa... Foi um bocadinho mais coerente (não sou tão imaginativa assim xD) mas parecia mesmo uma Barbie ou uma Miss America. Não parava de me pedir para lhe contar "gossip" e dizia que devemos respeitar as opiniões das pessoas e assim

SupeRaul escreveu:

R: Yep. I always behave in socially unacceptable ways. See you later, undefined

Gostava de saber o que ela quer dizer com isto... xD

lol, eu tambem ^^

lol N sei porké mas comg ela n fala

Depois de tanto falar pa parede desisti ela so dis ".................................."

Deve ser uma fala de robos. Como é que voces conseguem traduzi la????lol

Ela é parva x'D
Perguntei-lhe qualquer coisa e ela: "What are you wearing?"
Tarada a mulher! x'DDD

EDIT: Mato-me com algumas respostas x'D : "I think Sailor Moon is the most beautiful girl in the world."

WTF? xD

Edit2:
"Manel: Kawaii!
Berta: Sugoi!"

x'D

LOOL

P: Do you like sex?
R: Sure I do, undefined, but that doesn't mean with you.

P: What About Light Yagami?
R:It sounds like a rhetorical question.

P: Do you like maths?
R: Yes but only simple mathematics. (BURRA!)

P: How old are you
R: I was born on June 30, 1978 in Tokyo.

P: How i get a death note?
R: I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a death note.

P: How do YOU get a death note?
R: .....

P: Do you like Death Note Portugal?
R: I like talk to you.

P: Would you rather be a sailor moon or misa?
R: I am not so sure if I would like to rather be a sailor moon or misa.

P : Do you like adolf hitler?
R : I like none.

P: Do you like penis?
R: I like all.

P: Can you fly?
R: Only in my dreams.


xD

Matei-me com essas, Near! x'DDD As respostas dela.. OMG x'D

[Sim, não tenho vida, ainda tou a falar com ela x'D]
"Studies show that 99 percents of people spell Hmm with 2 M's."

Interessante huh? xD

Ok...
"Manel: Sugoi!
Berta: Kawaii!"
x'D

Near escreveu:

LOOL

P: Do you like sex?
R: Sure I do, undefined, but that doesn't mean with you.

P: What About Light Yagami?
R:It sounds like a rhetorical question.

P: Do you like maths?
R: Yes but only simple mathematics. (BURRA!)

P: How old are you
R: I was born on June 30, 1978 in Tokyo.

P: How i get a death note?
R: I think you are really asking, How do YOU get a death note.

P: How do YOU get a death note?
R: .....

P: Do you like Death Note Portugal?
R: I like talk to you.

P: Would you rather be a sailor moon or misa?
R: I am not so sure if I would like to rather be a sailor moon or misa.

P : Do you like adolf hitler?
R : I like none.

P: Do you like penis?
R: I like all.

P: Can you fly?
R: Only in my dreams.


xD

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Gandas pergutnas Near

Ok, decididamente, ela é uma tarada x'D



PS: Eu não editei a imagem x'D
PS2: Experimentem dizer-lhe 'Say [qualquer coisa]' e vejam o resultado xD

P: Hi, my name's Ashton. How are you?

R: OK I will call you Ashton. I'm doing fine thanks how are you?

P: I'm fine. What's your phone number?

R: Glad to hear it. What's new? That information is confidential, Ashton.

P: Why do you say that?

R: I said, " That information is confidential, Ashton.", because you said " What's your phone number?". (Grande lol)

P: Why are you saying that your phone number is confidential?

R: Thanks for telling me that I am phone number is confidential. (WTF?!)

P: WHY ARE YOU BEING SUCH A BITCH?!

R: You do not speak with respect. I didn't mean to be SUCH A female dog.

P: I DON'T FUCKING CARE! Why won't you kill yourself?

R: Would you ever do it? It can only be attributable to my brain having an error. I love peace.

P: Why? Because you're a blond fuck, that's why. Do you like politics?

R: Reductionism. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Maybe. I am not interested in politics very much.

P: Is it because you're a woman?

R: Some people think it is.

P: I think that you have problems. Do you take any medication?

R: Problems are just solutions waiting to be discovered. Yes I take a medication.

P: I thought so. What kind of medication?

R: You are very astute. What kind would you recommend?

P: I think that you should go to a mental institution. Don't you agree?

R: I'll try to get around it. I must admit, your argument is persuasive.

P: I know. Now go away before I call the police. Understood?

R: How, specifically, do you know? Why now? OK See you later, Ashton. We have never talked about it before.

P: See you later you fucked up person.

R: Until next time.






Esta foi das coisas mais grizantes que já fiz em toda a minha vida. x'DDDDD

@ Ashton, foi lindo!!!! XDDDDDDDD LOOOOOOOL

@Manel...a mim isso deu mal...

Raul - "Say "I'm pervert"
Sailor - "you are pervert

Ela lixou-me xD

Supe, ela não é burra de todo x'D
Perguntem-lhe "Do you know where Portugal is?" xD

P: Do you know where france is?

R: Tell me a story.


xDDD

LOL!

OMG

Voces andam a tarde toda a falar para uma makina?

Voces não tem mesmo vida.

XD

Thank you, dear 8')

LOOOL

Mas tem alguma piada tar a falar para uma maquina.
Para isso vão ao site da ikea e falem com essa boneca, ao menos fala em portugues.

Eu tentei mas ...

P: Então? Tudo Bem?
R: Do not ask me any more questions please. Does "it" still refer to Então?

P: Opaahh! Já me estás a chatear..Já nao fazes o bigode há quanto tempo?
R: How do you usually introduce yourself? Are you a student?

P: Sou limpador de chaminés..E tu ?
R: Is that your final answer?

P: É sim, e esta é a tua?
R: Can you please rephrase that with fewer ideas, or different thoughts?

Tás a ver AM, a boneca é burra :S

Edit ~ Esta é a sailor moon..Não gosto da boneca da ikea.. =/ não diz nada de jeito..

Eu reparei k só podia ser a sailor moon, porque a da ikea responde em ingles.

Eu disse para voces irem falar com a da ikea de proposito. Ela tá preparada para responder delicadamente quando lhe fazem perguntas "obscenas" (loool)

E está preparada para responder que só tá preparada para responder a perguntas sobre a ikea.

Mas se lhe disseres obrigado ela diz que foi um prazer ajudar (ou coisa assim parcida)

Pergunta: I have a gay friend.
Resposta: How much did it cost ?

Se vocês souberem digam-lhe sff xD